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Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie...
Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?Answer: The boy's hand.
Are you having 3 meals a day?...
Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.
What's the difference between biology and sociology?
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.
What is similar between men and rats?
Q: What is similar between men and rats?A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.
Why men ask woman's hand when propose?
Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?A: Because they are tired of using their own.