Friday 20 July 2007
WORD OF PRAYER
Each and everyone one of us are going through tough times right now, but God is getting ready to bless you in a way that only He can. Keep the faith.My instructions were to pick four people that I wanted God to bless, and I picked you. Please pass this to at least (4) people you want to be blessed and a copy back to me.This prayer is powerful, and prayer is one of the best gifts we receive.There is no cost but a lot of rewards. Let's continue to pray for one another.The prayer:Father, I ask You to bless my friends, relatives and those that I care deeply for, who are reading this right now. Show them a new revelation of your love and power. Holy Spirit, I ask you to minister to their spirit at this very moment. Where there is pain, give them your peace and mercy. Where there is self-doubt, release a renewed confidence through your Grace. Where there is need, I ask you to fulfill their needs. Bless their homes, families, finances, their goings and their comings. In Jesus' precious name l pray. Amen.(If the Lord lays upon your heart to send this to more than four "4" people, you are truly blessed.
Thursday 12 July 2007
FUN &JOKES
Funny Jokes and Pics at:
http://www.jokefoundry.com
Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie...
Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?Answer: The boy's hand.
Are you having 3 meals a day?...
Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.
What's the difference between biology and sociology?
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.
What is similar between men and rats?
Q: What is similar between men and rats?A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.
Why men ask woman's hand when propose?
Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?A: Because they are tired of using their own.
http://www.jokefoundry.com
Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie...
Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?Answer: The boy's hand.
Are you having 3 meals a day?...
Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.
What's the difference between biology and sociology?
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.
What is similar between men and rats?
Q: What is similar between men and rats?A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.
Why men ask woman's hand when propose?
Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?A: Because they are tired of using their own.
ADAY TO REMEMBER
A Memorable Day
>Get Out Of The Car!!!>This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida.>An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her >car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She>dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at>the top of her lungs, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! >Get out of the car!">The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like>mad.>The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags>into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so >shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and>tried, and then she realized why, .. it was for the same reason she>had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs of >beer in the front seat.>A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces>further down.>She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to>report her mistake. >The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He>pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were>reporting a car-jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, >less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a largehandgun.>No charges were filed.>>Moral of the story? If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it>memorable! >>Have a good day!>
>Get Out Of The Car!!!>This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida.>An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her >car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She>dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at>the top of her lungs, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! >Get out of the car!">The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like>mad.>The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags>into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so >shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and>tried, and then she realized why, .. it was for the same reason she>had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs of >beer in the front seat.>A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces>further down.>She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to>report her mistake. >The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He>pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were>reporting a car-jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, >less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a largehandgun.>No charges were filed.>>Moral of the story? If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it>memorable! >>Have a good day!>
Tuesday 3 July 2007
Sunday 1 July 2007
SOME STUFF FOR TRUTH
Be sure to have your HIV test Now!
However, few of these richly endowed stuffs are being explored, read and widely studied on daily, weekly, monthly and even yearly basis- especially by people from this part of the world - Africa. Someone said that if you want to keep something away from a black man (African), just put it in a written box or (book) form and that settles it!
This observation is probably true in our contemporary Uganda, Africa and other parts of the world, mostly amongst young people who are the engine room for all round transformation of the society. Apart from youth, many of our folks do not want to subject themselves to the vigor of reading and intense research work for wisdom, information and knowledge, with which to promote their natural dignity, change attitude, build a culture of peace, set themselves free from the bondage of poverty and be at a cutting edge for outstanding breakthroughs.
In essence, even amidst of all these dooms, they would rather spend endless times in the bar, front of television sets: peering nonsense (if so called) than sparing a reasonable hour reading something that can revolutionize their lives physically, spiritually or studying hard to prove themselves equal to the task of attacking societal challenges intelligently.
No wonder we have a terrific number of illiterates in our society, the standard of education has fallen drastically in all schools and the revelation knowledge of God’s word dead in our churches today.
And many die of HIV/AIDS and other terrible illness for lack of information and wisdom attributed to ignorance.
In essence, even amidst of all these dooms, they would rather spend endless times in the bar, front of television sets: peering nonsense (if so called) than sparing a reasonable hour reading something that can revolutionize their lives physically, spiritually or studying hard to prove themselves equal to the task of attacking societal challenges intelligently.
No wonder we have a terrific number of illiterates in our society, the standard of education has fallen drastically in all schools and the revelation knowledge of God’s word dead in our churches today.
And many die of HIV/AIDS and other terrible illness for lack of information and wisdom attributed to ignorance.
WHO IS AFRIEND
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
A ccepts you as you are
Believes in you
Calls you to say hi
Doesn't give up on you
Envisions the whole of you
Forgives your mistakes
Gives unconditionallly
Helps you
Invites you over
Just to be with you
Keeps you close at heart
Loves you for who you are
Makes adifference in your life
Never judges
Offers support
Picks you up
Quites your fears
Raises your spirit
Says nice things about you
Believes in you
Calls you to say hi
Doesn't give up on you
Envisions the whole of you
Forgives your mistakes
Gives unconditionallly
Helps you
Invites you over
Just to be with you
Keeps you close at heart
Loves you for who you are
Makes adifference in your life
Never judges
Offers support
Picks you up
Quites your fears
Raises your spirit
Says nice things about you
Tells you the truth
Understands you
Values you
Walks besides you
Xplains things you don't understand
Yells when you won't listern
Zaps you back to reality
Understands you
Values you
Walks besides you
Xplains things you don't understand
Yells when you won't listern
Zaps you back to reality
MY PRAYER
Before sleep,Morning,Middle of the day, and once in a while
God. l know u Are de one who created me
l'm Ur child. U know me personally.
U know my future. U have good future for me as aparent has good plans for his /her child.
Thank U for this day,Thank U for de life that U give me and so l have it.
lt is agift that U have given me.
l believe God with Ur help, l'm going to succeed,l know l'm going to succeed *4
l believe in U God that U have already solved my problems.
God continue to give me wisdom to succeed,l know this day willl be over (is over) and U will enable me to succeed.
l committ my self to U and de plans l have
l know this day is over lt was Ur day and l'm Ur child,take it and leave todays problems to U. l'm going to face tomorow as aman.
Morning
l'm going toface today as aman together with U
l believe in U God that l'm going tohave blessings from U this year *5
l'm going to succeed *5
If sick
l believe in U God
U gave me this life ,
l know l;m healed
l know l'm healed of this disease *6
l'm healed *10
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