A Memorable Day
>Get Out Of The Car!!!>This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida.>An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her >car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She>dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at>the top of her lungs, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! >Get out of the car!">The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like>mad.>The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags>into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so >shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and>tried, and then she realized why, .. it was for the same reason she>had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs of >beer in the front seat.>A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces>further down.>She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to>report her mistake. >The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He>pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were>reporting a car-jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, >less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a largehandgun.>No charges were filed.>>Moral of the story? If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it>memorable! >>Have a good day!>
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